Lina’s mini used to be called the Princess. Then the Dirty old Whore. And finally the Money Pit. She was going to buy a replacement used, but couldn’t find a practical car that she liked enough to part with.
Mr Money Mustache shocked the world by buying a new car. It sound like a deal to us ($10,000 off the sticker price and $12,000 in tax rebates) so we picked up a Nissan Leaf. She basically got a new car with 50% off.
Here’s some of the abuse we took from friends on Facebook
“Lina Dennison is thinking of buying a Nissan Leaf. Last chance to talk her out of it.”
“Ken Gibbs Don’t do it. Think of all those poor Bolivians who have to be rehomed now that we are digging up most of Bolivia to get the lithium required for the car batteries that are only useful for a couple of years.”
“David Magnan The Nissan Leaf seats can transmit HIV, true story.
I believe Ted Cruize has a Nissan Leaf
The Nissan Leaf is the second most popular car with hipsters with man buns and men who vape. On a second note their number 1 car is Pontiac Fiero.
Weng Weng looks average size in a Nissan Leaf
Even Canadian’s, the most polite and friendly people in the world laugh at Nissan Leaf drivers. Canadian’s have been known to pull the passenger out of a Nissan Leaf and sexual assault them in the middle of the street. Think of Chris and his poor turd cutter that won’t work ever the same again after the gang rape.
Jokes on them though, the seats already infected the passenger with AIDS.
rump plans to build his wall with Nissan Leaf parts once elected. All Leaf’s will be seized from the public and dismantled for raw materials for the wall. Owners will be reimbursed with Pontiac Fieros with built in vape charge ports. Chris doesn’t wear a man bun well.
Obamacare will not treat people injured in a car crash if it involves a Nissan Leaf. Sure it’s not fair but those are the rules and I didn’t make them up.“
“Ken Gibbs Wow. I need to add something but Dave hit them all.
Oh wait. Do Both of you identify as gender neutral? If not it’s ok. Pretty sure the car will take care of that for you
Probably comes with a beard oil and trimming kit for two, instructions on how to man bun, lumber sexual clothing for two, and when the battery runs out it has mounted typewriters to pass the time in protest to big oil.”
“David Magnan The steering wheel of a Nissan Leaf causes the drivers hands to smell like cabbage.
Chuck Norris is the only many alive that can drift a Nissan Leaf, but refuses to because it’s a Nissan Leaf.
I read an article that when men have taken too much Viagra, the Dr will prescribe a 10 block drive in a Nissan Leaf. It’s a true boner killer.
The only car endorsed ISIS is the Nissan Leaf. ISIS just doesn’t endorse any car.
The actor who played Joffrey Baratheon on game of thrones drives a Nissan Leaf. Everybody hates that guy. Don’t be that guy.
The IT guy that set up the security on Hillary private email server drove a Nissan Leaf.
On August 2nd 2009 the Nissan Leaf was unveiled in Yokohama. Patrick Swayze then passes away a few days later in September. Coincidence I think not.
Nissan decided to give Corey Feldman a Leaf to make him feel better after receiving so much hate for his musical appearance on the Today Show. After receiving the free Nissan Leaf he actually feels worse and is now on suicide watch.
Mic drop, good night”
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